Reach for the (Minus) Stars: Sky's Collection of Bad Matches

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Entry #1016
Francine vs. Jasmin St. Claire
NWA-TNA PPV #5- July 17, 2002

I'll just cover this match quickly, as it takes place right after Puppet/Meatball and features two women who have a bit of ECW in them in their own way. The Queen of Extreme vs. the Blue Meanie's then-girlfriend. Jasmin was the Bonnie Blue of her time, claiming to have had it off with 300 men in one day, when in reality it was about a dozen with camera tricks. Can she dominate this match, though? No, and it'll probably be horrible.

Jasmin's limping to the ring, because Francine attacked her in the back. Jeremy Borash damn near faints at the sight of her backside. Francine shows up and it's a catfight. Do you like hair pulling? Hope so! Jasmin tears Francine's shirt off and parades it about because that's what this is. Francine yanks Jasmin's shorts down and uses her belt to whack her opponent on the rear. Blue Meanie shows up to DDT Francine to end this match in DQ. Meanie princess carries Jasmin off while Ed Ferrara leads the medical staff to check on his favourite sex object.

30 seconds of crap and two minutes of angle.
 
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