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UWF Fighting Square Hakata (1989)
Masakatsu Funaki def. Tatsuo Nakano (9:04)
Jesus fucking Christ, I was so unprepared for how violent this would be. I could actually believe these guys wanted to kill each other because they pulled no punches (or kicks). Funaki tried to shake his hand and Nakano just kicks his hand away and these guys beat the piss and shit out of each other! Funaki fucks up Nakano's face. Blood runs from his nose to his mouth and chest. A guy comes inside to look at Nakano, who says he's okay to go. There are some breaks in the action and it is kinda funny how the crowd goes silent during a submission hold, and then rises to a fevor pitch when one of them bitch slaps the other. Nakano knocks Funaki down with a couple good kicks to the head and the referee starts counting him out. Funaki stands back up and Nakano takes him back down. Funaki gets out by kicking Nakano in the brains! This crowd is firmly behind Nakano by the way, they love this guy and it made me start to root for him. Funaki gets Nakano in the single leg boston crab, but Nakano reaches the ropes to escape. Nakano gets looked at again and when they leave, the fight continues. Nakano boots Funaki in the head and he's down again. He makes it back to his feet. Funaki backs Nakano up to the ropes, so Nakano brains him with a boot. Funaki is stumbled back to the corner by Nakano with a couple more hard kicks. Funaki gets up a little quicker, but Nakano knocks him down with a spin kick to the gut. Nakano rolls him into a single boston crab. Funaki rolls again and slaps Nakano in the head. Nakano responds with a slap of his own. Funaki gets back up, picks Nakano up and hits what's like an Alabama Slam, but flips forward with him. Funaki rolls Nakano on his stomach and locks in a deep Boston Crab and the referee calls for the bell. I loved this. A bit concerning at times, but these guys kicked ass.
My Rating: ****1/2
CMLL Martes De Coliseo (1996)
CMLL World Mini Estrella 2 Out of 3 Falls Match: Damiancito El Guerrero def. Mascarita Magica (c) (17:00 (general guess))
First time seeing both these guys. This is the first time I've heard of either. They don't do anything too crazy in the first couple falls. Magica sends Guerrero outside with an arm drag, Guerrero's foot takes out some poor guy's food. Magica gets Guerrero to tap out with… what the fuck is that? Whatever it is, it was cool. (Seriously, I don't even know how to articulate this move). The second fall begins after a commercial break, and the second fall is even shorter than the first. A fresh start it seems, there's more of a fast pace in this fall though and Guerrero is wrestling much better than he did in the first fall, but still, not much of note. Guerrero gets Magica in a surfboard stretch and Magica gives up, leading us into the third fall, where they kick it up a notch. Guerrero tries to shake Magica's hand and I kinda hoped Magica would've kicked his hand away like Nakano did to Funaki. I'm guessing Guerrero is the heel here because Magica hesitates to shake his hand, but ends up doing it. Magica starts the third fall with a dropkick and then sends Guerrero off the ropes for a back body drop. He picks him back up and hits a powerbomb for a 2 count. Guerrero pops off a German Suplex for a 2 count. Magica knocks Guerrero down and catapults him across the ring. Magica looks like he's gonna do it again, but Guerrero, spins his body and kicks his legs up, catches Guerrero by the head and brings him down into like a victory roll, but Magica kicks out. Guerrero runs and leaps to the top rope, before coming off with a missile dropkick. Magica runs the ropes and hits the top rope to hit a moonsault on Guerrero. Magica sends Guerrero to the outside with a dropkick and then suicide dives into him. Guerrero retaliates a little later though with a corkscrew off the middle rope to Magica on the outside. Guerrero slides back in the ring first and Magica follows him quickly back inside and tries to catch him by surprise with a rollup. Magica hits the corner and comes back with a crossbody for a 2 count. Magica takes a swing at Guerrero, but Guerrero catches his hand, wrenches the arm and brings him down into a pin that keeps his shoulders to the mat for a 3. New champion. A good match but it depends on spots mostly towards the end.
My Rating: ***1/2
Promociones Mora (2001)
2 Out of 3 Falls Match: Rey Misterio Jr., Damian 666 & Vampiro def. Rey Misterio Sr., La Parka & Halloween (24:55)
Please bare with me here because we see this match entirely filmed from the perspective of one person recording and it becomes very disorienting. A couple unimportant things I'll say off the bat. I never knew Rey Sr. was so fucking big, for some reason I've always assumed he was of similar stature to Rey Jr. This crowd does not fuck with La Parka at all. The bell rings before they've decided who's starting as the disputes are happening, Rey Sr. marches up to Junior and shoves him, almost causing a fight to break out. It takes a bit for the action to actually start, but after a few minutes, Vampiro and Halloween start the match, but then both Misterios get in and they have a good mini match. Jr. tries to shove his uncle and Sr. just slaps him in the face. But Junior uses his speed to outmaneuver his huge uncle and send him outside with a dropkick. Damian and Halloween become the legal men and Damian hits a crossbody from the second rope, but he gets too close to La Parka, who yanks him back by his hair and gets in to stomp his ass out, this causes all 6 guys to get in and a big brawl breaks out. Again, we see this match entirely from one perspective so it feels extremely chaotic as he tries to capture as much as he can. But the team of La Parka, Rey Sr. & Halloween get the upper hand in this brawl, they really kick some ass here. Halloween drops Rey Jr. crotch first on the guardrail and Rey Sr. clotheslines him into the crowd. La Parka grabs a board off the floor and props it against the guardrail and body slams Damian through it. I could believe La Parka had legitimate beef with Damian because he just focused all his attention on him. Halloween pins Rey Jr. in the ring and they win the first fall. La Parka brings another board in and props it in the corner. And again, he drops Damian through. La Parka fucking hates this guy. Rey Jr.’s team regroups on the outside, Damian is on the ground recovering from La Parka trying to kill him. Rey Jr. gets in to start the second fall and the referees are doing a terrible job at controlling Rey Sr.’s team as they start triple teaming Junior in the ring, all the while holding Vampiro back from helping him. Rey Sr. and Halloween set up another board in their corner. La Parka plans to throw Damian through it, but Damian turns the tables and throws La Parka through it. The crowd pops big for that! A brawl breaks out again outside the ring with Damian taking it to La Parka. Vampiro whips Rey Sr. over the guardrail into a row of seats. La Parka starts to beg Damian off, but it doesn't work. The legal men change with Rey Jr. and Halloween. Vampiro gets Rey Sr. in an STF, holding him back while Rey hits a springboard bulldog to Halloween. He stacks him up in a pin while Damian stops La Parka from stopping the pin. Rey Jr.’s team takes fall two. We've reached the final round. Rey Jr. and La Parka start the third fall and we get a nice interaction. La Parka tries to back drop Rey over the ropes, Rey lands on the apron and La Parka gives a little strut. Rey goes for a crossbody but gets caught by Parka, who sits Rey on the top rope and slaps him in the face. La Parka struts and Rey Jr. sends him out of the ring with a head scissors. Vampiro and Halloween get in the ring, but Halloween's valet (sorry I don't know her name) comes in and shoves Vampiro off. She goes to slap him in the face, but Vampiro grabs her by the hair and it looks like he's gonna hit her. But La Parka comes in and shuts that down. Maybe he's not such a bad guy after all. Damian comes in and the legendary beef between them continues. Both Misterios come in and Rey Jr. misses a dropkick, but Vampiro superkicks Sr. Halloween knocks Vampiro down with a spinning kick. Halloween traps Rey Jr. in the tree of woe, but misses the shoulder block as Rey simply lifted his upper body so Halloween hits the post shoulder first. Vampiro hits him with a crossbody to the outside. But back in the ring, Rey Jr. hits a baseball slide to Rey Sr.’s nutsack as he sat in in the corner. Senior rolls outside and Junior hits a baseball slide to the outside and turns it into a head scissors. La Parka slides Damian back in the ring and hits an Alabama Slam, twice La Parka covers him and lifts Damian's head off the mat, because he for some reason hates his guts. It feels like La Parka loses the plot here at the end as he covers Damian up with flags and t-shirts and seems as if he's gonna go to the top rope but he goes to grab Damian, who pulls La Parka into a small package to score the 3rd fall. Rey Jr.’s team takes the win with a weird finish. The quality on the footage isn't great but if you can handle that, I'd recommend this. I had fun with it.
My Rating: ***3/4
JWP Exercise Hall Three Day Festival Day 1 (2005)
DOJO Selection Three Day Tournament First Round 2 Count Rules Match: Tiger Honey def. Command Bolshoi (6:56)
So the special stipulation for this match was that you lose on two counts. And honestly, if it were, I'd definitely fuck this up because kicking at two is more natural. For being only a 7 minute match, they were really working. Its just a very good, quick wrestling match. Both ladies wrestle each other down to the match, no one surprisingly tries to get a quick pin, which would be my plan if all I needed was a two count to win. Tiger Honey definitely lost early, but she's supposed to go over brother. Bolshoi applies an ankle lock on Tiger's kickout and Tiger sells the leg as she goes to run the ropes. Bolshoi whips her to the ropes, but Tiger 619s back inside, ducks a clothesline and hits a double underhook suplex. Bolshoi gets whipped to the buckle and kicks Tiger back. Tiger rolls backward and catches Bolshoi in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Tiger tries a Frog Splash, but Bolshoi rolls out of the way and pops off a Frankensteiner into a pin that Tiger kicks at one on. Bolshoi hits two side slams and gets a one on both. Tiger ducks a clothesline and switches behind her to hit a German Suplex. Tiger hooks Bolshoi's arms from behind, but Bolshoi standing switches and hooks Tiger's. And they repeat several times before Bolshoi finally counters by rolling forward to bring Tiger to a victory roll pin. The two try several times to get a quick pin. Bolshoi lands on Tiger's shoulders, electric chair style and counters to a head scissors into a pin. Tiger still kicks out. Tiger finally gets the win with a split leg pin. Again, pretty good for 7 minutes.
My Rating: ***
NOAH 2nd Great Voyage 2005
GHC Junior Heavyweight Championship Match: KENTA (c) def. SUWA (16:16)
First impressions of SUWA is that he is a massive dick and I love it. Because those are the heels I wanna see get their ass kicked the most. SUWA comes down holding a huge case in his hand and slides it under the ring. SUWA grabs the card out of Joe Higuchi’s hand as he's reading it and rips it up. So KENTA runs and boots him in the head. SUWA is gaining heat with everyone here. The bell rings and they charge each other with KENTA kicking SUWA in the face. SUWA rolls outside, but KENTA does not allow this man a break. He follows him out and whips him into the rail. But SUWA grabs the ring bell and brains KENTA with it and then throws him back inside. SUWA grabs the case from under the ring, clocks KENTA with it. The referee warns him to stop, but SUWA ignores him and clocks KENTA with it once again. Referee rings the bell, SUWA has been disqualified. And I'm shocked because I know Japan has a more traditional style that they stick to most of the time. One of the guards grabs a mic and says that the match will restart and go on as planned. By this point, SUWA is already almost to the back, he doesn't care about this match at all. KENTA sprints up the aisle and stops SUWA from leaving. KENTA brings his ass back towards the ring and hits a suplex on the ramp. SUWA rolls out of the ring and kicks the rail where Higuchi is. Higuchi stands up like he's about to fight SUWA, even gets his jacket off as SUWA talks shit. SUWA rolls back inside and KENTA beats him around the ring a bit before SUWA is able to put KENTA on the mat with a neckbreaker. SUWA uses his wrist tape to choke KENTA. SUWA takes the turnbuckle pad off and hits the referee with it once he gets it off for trying to stop him. And then he tosses it in Higuchi's direction. He knows they restarted the match for a reason. He can basically do whatever he wants now because he knows he's not gonna be disqualified for it. KENTA makes it back to his feet, the two trade blows and SUWA kicks KENTA square in the balls. He turns around to see some ringside guys trying to put the pad back on the turnbuckle and he kicks them all off. One of them tries to get in the ring and the referee has to hold him back. This is a master heel performance. SUWA beats on KENTA in the ring and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker before rolling him to the outside. SUWA picks KENTA up and slams him balls first into the post. He gets back in the ring to taunt the crowd who boo him. SUWA rolls KENTA back in the ring, sends him off the ropes. KENTA slides under SUWA’s legs and gives him 2 kicks to the chest and spinning one to the jaw. KENTA heads to the apron, goes to springboard inside, but SUWA shoves the referee into the ropes, causing KENTA to hit the mat face first. SUWA starts to wear KENTA down, but KENTA eventually gets back in it with a head scissors off the second rope and big boot to the face. KENTA hits the mat already exhausted, but SUWA is stunned now and goes down too. KENTA sends SUWA off the ropes and hits a running dropkick. KENTA goes back to the apron and springboards inside to hit a missile dropkick and gets a two count. SUWA moves to the corner and KENTA starts throwing big kicks in his face, dropping him in the corner. KENTA hits a big dropkick in the corner. But SUWA is able to get on top again after dodging a kick and hits a flapjack. SUWA heads up top and hits a diving clothesline. KENTA rolls to the outside and SUWA hits a suicide dive. SUWA rolls back in first and KENTA rolls in at the count of 16. SUWA hits the ropes and hits a lariat for a 2 count. KENTA gives some hard kicks before hitting the ropes. SUWA lifts KENTA on his shoulders before dropping him forward face first to the mat. SUWA hooks KENTA’s arms, but KENTA escapes and switches behind him to hit a Tiger Suplex. KENTA sets SUWA up for the GTS. SUWA escapes, punches KENTA in the jaw, takes a run at him, but KENTA gets him with a head scissors, but SUWA comes back with a dropkick towards the corner. SUWA hooks KENTA's arms again, but KENTA counters and nails the GTS before collapsing. Both men get up to their knees and start throwing punches. They stand back up and KENTA drops SUWA to his knees again with a kick to the gut! KENTA hits 3 hard kicks to SUWA’s head before covering him. SUWA kicks out so KENTA hits with a Busaiku Knee! SUWA gets up again and KENTA hits him with another to finally return after a damn good match!
My Rating: ****