Cats Are Better Than Dogs

[Dolph'sZiggler]

My cat loves me you shit head.Fuck you. go to hell. we're done here. You crossed the line of decency you piece of shit

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Try get a dog to bark on command, sit on command, fake death on command. That cat don't give two shits about you. It isn't Bobby Roode type badass, it's Chavo Guerrero type faggotry.

 

[Crayo]

Your cat has you in your back pocket. You're a casual. Not a smark.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Your cat has you in your back pocket. You're a casual. Not a smark.

My cat has me in my back pocket? Damn, what a mastermind she is. Dogs could never devise such a plan.

 

[Crayo]

My cat has me in my back pocket? Damn, what a mastermind she is. Dogs could never devise such a plan.

Fuck. Knew you'd flip that on me.

Last night, my dog was licking the eye that was in pain because of the migraine. They're good healers.

Great, now I made Dogs seem gay. Dogs are better ffs.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

From the sounds of it you just have a shitty cat. If you met my cat you would be like 'holy fuck, that is the GOAT pet.'

 

[Crayo]

I don't even hate my cats. One is completely aloof, but has a protection gimmick. Sits on our window ledge and tells any other cats that approach our garden to gtfo or they're dead. My other cat has the most character I've ever seen in a cat. Plays mind games for food, randomly attacks Arthur, but sometimes approaches him for cuddles. When approaching, he gets offended by the dogs sniffing, and once again lashes out. He'll dribble on you, hiss at you to tell you to gtfo. He has the closest to a human personality I've ever seen in a cat. Dog > him.

 

[Kyle]

Crayos are better than cats and dogs. Just harder to find.

 

[Irwin R. Schyster]

Cats can actually be trained. The thing with cats is that most of them choose not to do it because they don't give a fuck.

I have two dogs and two cats. I love all of them, but, I like cats a little more because they don't need constant attention and they just do their own thing. The biggest thing is, I don't have to go outside in the winter with my cats and have to wait forever for them to shit. I dread each winter more for having to bring my dogs out than anything else. It's cold as balls so they don't want to go out so I end up having to freeze half to death for 30-40 minutes at times just to wait for them to go.

My dogs go out 4 times a day. Just think about being all comfy in your bed and having to force yourself out of it because you have to bring your dogs out, or getting home from work, hungry and tired, but have to go back out right away so they can do their thing....

Cats, feed them, give them water, clean their litterbox once a day, it's all good.

Before I got my dogs, I had one cat. When I went away for the weekend, all I had to do was fill her bowls with water and food. I didn't have to worry about getting someone to watch her for the weekend because she had all the supplies she needed and I obviously didn't have to worry about her shitting and pissing all over the house because she goes in a litterbox.

Dogs are great, but, far more work than a cat. After the dogs I have now, I really don't think I will ever get a dog again....Love them like crazy, but, jesus, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, IT'S 8AM, I NEED TO GO OUTSIDE!1!11!111