Cats Are Better Than Dogs

[Crayo]

Dog=John Cena
Cat=The Rock.

Now it's the end. If Cena beats again The Rock dogs will be better than cats!

Wrestlemania 29.

/thread

 

[Stopspot]

I plan on naming my cat Satan whenever I get one. So I can lean out my window and yell "Satan! Get back here Satan!"

 

[Nano]

Wrestlemania 29.

/thread

Wrestlemania 28. The Rock beats Cena. We need a tie breaker match

 

[Dat Girl]

Wrestlemania 30

Dog vs Cat in a pet toy on a pole match

Spoiler

: BRILLIANT!! #AttitudeEraIsBack

 

[Nano]

:yay: I'd love to see Farooq's match.

 

[Crayo]

Wrestlemania 28. The Rock beats Cena. We need a tie breaker match

Nah, Cena beat Rock for the title. Rock beat a Cena that didn't care about a non-title match. Cena wins. Dog wins.

 

[Dat Girl]

Cats are pussies. And do you know what happens to pussies? They get pounded.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Dogs are for pussies who need easy affection from a dog.

Cats are for badasses who need a pet as cool and independent as they are. Earning the trust and love of a cat is 10 X more meaningful than earning the love of a dog. Dogs love anyone that will talk to them

I love them both, but cats are definitely better.

This video sums up why dogs are superior to cats. Dog simply exploring with his nose - controls 60% of their brains - and the cat goes all defensive. Dog just no-sells all the attacks and doesn't retaliate, seems well trained and polite. Trained is the key word; you can train a dog. Try training those damn independent cats. My cat needlessly attacks Arthur all the time, and he gets scared but doesn't ever retaliate. Dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cats.

I agree with everything except your conclusion.

Dogs are completely Blue and just sniff around for bullshit. And the cat is a beast like, 'hey blueberry, fuck off, you are in personal space'. If some dude was sniffing around you while you were trying to chill you'd do the same. Dog is all 'herp derp what did I do?! ( ( '. Dogs are weak minded scrubs who need you to train them. Cats know that they don't need to waste their time being trained to do pointless shit, they are above it.

 

[Lockard 23]

Cats are pussies. And do you know what happens to pussies? They get pounded.

Got it - you don't like pussy. Us cat lovers/owners surely do, though. More for the rest of us. :awyeah:

 

[Dat Girl]

Got it - you don't like pussy. Us cat lovers/owners surely do, though. More for the rest of us. :awyeah:

Of course I love cats.

Spoiler

I eat them :ksi:

 

[Lockard 23]

You must live in China, then.

 

[Dat Girl]

Naw, that's impossible. I don't work in a factory and I suck at math. Plus I can see the sky.

 

[Lockard 23]

Naw, that's impossible. I don't work in a factory and I suck at math. Plus I can see the sky.

... And you're actually a good driver behind the wheel, possibly.

 

[Dat Girl]

... And you're actually a good driver behind the wheel, possibly.

Yep, and I can't paint nails worth shit.

 

[Crayo]

Dogs are for pussies who need easy affection from a dog.

Cats are for badasses who need a pet as cool and independent as they are. Earning the trust and love of a cat is 10 X more meaningful than earning the love of a dog. Dogs love anyone that will talk to them

I love them both, but cats are definitely better.


I agree with everything except your conclusion.

Dogs are completely Blue and just sniff around for bullshit. And the cat is a beast like, 'hey blueberry, fuck off, you are in personal space'. If some dude was sniffing around you while you were trying to chill you'd do the same. Dog is all 'herp derp what did I do?! ( ( '. Dogs are weak minded scrubs who need you to train them. Cats know that they don't need to waste their time being trained to do pointless shit, they are above it.

pussy

Try get a dog to bark on command, sit on command, fake death on command. That cat don't give two shits about you. It isn't Bobby Roode type badass, it's Chavo Guerrero type faggotry.