*As yet to be titled* Raw 17/08/09

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So after a much needed week long vacation I'm back with a new idea for a column. Essentially what I'm going to do is take the current week's Raw and fix it up to be far more appealing and sensible. I'm not going to change matches or angles but work with what they give me and I'll make it better if necessary. Anyway, on with the show.

The opening segment with Prinze was good. He came off as genuinely wanting to be there and showed that he was a real wrestling fan. Excellent. However I would've cut the Santino comedy bit and just skipped right to Orton's attack on Prinze freeing up a few extra minutes for the matches later on. Otherwise great segment and everybody did theie jobs well.

Kofi vs Carlito w/ Rosa

Great match although I wondered what Rosa was doing with Carlito. I know they had a mixed tag match against Kofi and Mickie but that doesn't explain why she's out there with Carlito. Either way I would've changed this to a non-title match and had Carlito go over with the help of Rosa on the outside. This could lead to a match on SS or next week's Raw where Carlito gets a title shot and brings Rosa to the ring again but Kofi counters by bringing Mickie with him.

Miz vs Bourne

Nothing wrong with this match at all. But I would;ve used the time I saved by cutting out Santino to give them a few extra minutes. Other than that, great.

The DX entrance into the building was dumb. Would've cut all of it and just had them do the bit where Shawn was hesitant to get out of the limo and them making their way to the ring. No Santino again and no Jillian.

The in ring segment with DX and Legacy was perfect, nothing could possibly be done to make that more effective.

Mickie vs Gail

Bah. Other than the blown spots it was fine and the winner was fine too. Nothing changing there.

Swagger vs MVP

Again a lot of the time saved from the opening segment, the DX entrance and the next match could've been used here for actual entrances and a bit of a longer match that would end with Swagger getting intentionally DQ'd as opposed to stupidly DQ'd.

Hornswoggle vs Chavo

I wouldn't even put this on my show. Ever. Cut for more time for better matches.

Jericho & Show vs Cena & Orton

Prinze making it a lumberjack match with guys that would hate Orton was great. The match itself would've had more time to do some good work. Orton refusing the first tag was dumb. He should've worked together with Cena at the beginning while they were in control only to deny Cena the tag when Cena was in trouble needing to get out of the ring. At that point Orton would've tried to bail on the match only to have the lumberjacks force Orton back on the apron where he's blindly tagged by Cena and forced to enter the ring. At this point Cena bails on Orton with the approval of the lumberjacks leaving Orton with Show and Jericho to get beaten and take the fall at the end of the match. This harms nobody as Jericho isn't taking a useless fall. Cena gets one up on Orton heading into SS and the lumberjacks actually meant something to the match.

All in all it wasn't a bad show, it was good for the most part but a few tweaks here and there would've helped tremendously.

Till next week.
 

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Also I'm in a hurry today so I didn't come up with a clever title and I'll need to work on the formatting of the column but I'll have all that ironed out by next week.
 

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You wouldn't cut away the Divas match? Are you freaking serious? THat was downright painful to watch.

I like the Santino parts though. This guy is the best comedian WWE have and with a laugh or two, I personally feel more interested in watching on.
 

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I wouldn't cut the Divas match because in theory it was a good idea with two girls who can actually wrestle. Unfortrunately Kim got knocked a bit loopy which harmed the match but if that had not have occurred I can't help but feel that it would've been entertaining.
 

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Santino though while amusing is getting really old now at this point. Like actually do something with the guy. If you're not going to have him wrestle make him a manager or release him tbh.
 

Soulpower

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Santino though while amusing is getting really old now at this point.

FINALLY! I've never been a huge fan of Santino (Though I admit he's made me chuckle a couple of times), but his act is starting to get stale.

The Divas match was actually good at the start (Despite the crowd being DEAD), but that obviously went down the drain after the Crossbody. Hell, I'll say it again, Gail's face after the match looked like it was starting to swell.

I would've cut out the Swagger/MVP... whatever the hell that was. Maybe have Swagger cut a promo trying to duck out of the match, THEN have MVP announce that they would wrestle at Summerslam.
 

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I actually think that if they're insistant on burying Chavo at this point with lame comedy matches on television use Santino instead of Hornswoggle.
 

Great One

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Santino was simply much better as a heel. =/

As for Chavo, he should really just leave for TNA. Join the World Elite or whatever.
 

Evil Austin

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Exactly, I am not the biggest Chavo Guerrero fan in the world but seriously the man can go in the ring and can also work the microphone when needed, it was proven with his feud with Eddie and Rey... he doesn't need a main event run but he deserves better then being beaten by hornswaggle every other week.
 

-TJ-

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Chavo's being buried in the WWE. Doesn't WWE even realize that Chavo is a better worker on the mic and in the ring then most of their mid carders? My answer is no. Chavo should just leave WWE if they're going to do this shit with him every week.

Good idea Monkey. Seems refreshing and cool.
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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Chavo's being buried in the WWE. Doesn't WWE even realize that Chavo is a better worker on the mic and in the ring then most of their mid carders? My answer is no. Chavo should just leave WWE if they're going to do this shit with him every week.

Good idea Monkey. Seems refreshing and cool.

Maybe Chavo isn't being pushed because he can't get heat. Just an idea.

Laughing at the suggestion Chavo should leave too. He's getting paid way more than he would in any other wrestling promotion and doing the best possible job to provide for his family. How selfish would he be to have a sook and quit when he knows full well what he's doing is for the good of his family?
 

J

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Dude the only reason I didn't cry during the Chavo match was the MkCully Culikan (WAY BBUTCHER SP!) thing was awesome I seen the bucket and I was like wtf that's Home Alone stuff and then he walked out, Pure awesomess.