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  1. Last Movie you Watched?

    I wipe my ass with Twilight movies. Literally. I just saw North by Northwest and Cary Grant still looks absolutely effervescent. He has such panache.

  2. Greatest Intercontinental Champion of All Time

    I forgot to add a question mark onto the topic, sillybutt. I don't want to toot my own horn (although I still do even at this age), but I would like to say that I am the first Intercontinental Champion of all time. Has their ever been a greater champion? Who are the contenders...

  3. Official 7/19 RAW Discussion

    It was an absolute fabulous time backstage with Bret. He chatted with that sexy young Wade Barrett about their program and they are already discussing their match at SummerSlam. Bret's hair may be stringy, but he's still my little studmuffin from Calgary. I don't want him to feel left out...

  4. I am bathed anew in the glory of IWF, naked and stepping out of the shower.

    Relax LadyHotrod, don't get your smelly panties in a twist. :)

  5. Greatest Intercontinental Champion of All Time

    :)

  6. TNA Victory Road Discussion

    Jay Lethal doesn't have what it takes to make it in the WWE. And by that I mean he isn't a large oiled man who likes to suck cock.

  7. Jeff Hardy looks like $&^#.

    Jeff Hardy's theme song, it says "Modest to the top." Yet I do not find it modest to sing your own theme song while a recording of you singing your own theme song plays while you walk to the ring in garish clothing.

  8. Magical wrestlers

    Wrestling is a show. The Undertaker is one of the most phenomenal wrestlers and showmen to grace the squared circle, and it is an honor to call him a friend. What he does in the ring, no man can do like he does. From his wrestling to his theatricality. There will never be an Undertaker...

  9. I am bathed anew in the glory of IWF, naked and stepping out of the shower.

    :( If he really wanted me he wouldn't have tried to sue me for God's sakes. If I saw him on the street I would punch him in the teeth.

  10. I am bathed anew in the glory of IWF, naked and stepping out of the shower.

    Hello, I have found your quaint little forum and I want to introduce myself. I am Pat Patterson, the first Intercontinental Champion. I may have lost some of my rugged good looks over the years. I am not as handsome as our current Intercontinental Champion, Kofi Kingston. He is such a...

  11. Time to get a little serious

    I love you too, honey.

  12. AJ Styles #1 In The Annual PWI 500

    We aren't as well accepted in the Southern United States as we are out west, up in New York, or in my home of Quebec.

  13. AJ Styles #1 In The Annual PWI 500

    Vince and I have asked AJ to spend some time with us on the bearskin rug many times, but he simply refuses. I don't know why he would want to stay in a federation owned by a WOMAN. Disgusting.

  14. Time to get a little serious

    WWE is for children. We market directly to children. Young, supple, defenseless children.

  15. Jeff Hardy looks like $&^#.

    I can relate to Jeff. I started putting on a few pounds when I turned 35 when I was living out in San Francisco with Ray. That's Ray Stevens, a legend in the business, and a close personal friend. He is a real sweetheart though. I said "Ray do I look fat in these tights?" and Ray said "No...

  16. Time to get a little serious

    Serious business.

  17. WTF is going on?

    I think RVD needs to wear a little less.

  18. Breaking Down The Nexus

    Skip's hands are so strong and muscular.

  19. Breaking Down The Nexus

    I love the Nexus. They have the look, they have fantastic hairless bodies. Wade Barrett is everything he claims to be. He is a world champion in his own mind, but he will realize that goal sooner than later I am certain. I was quite jealous of Vince when he took that beating at the...

  20. Jeff Hardy looks like $&^#.

    I think he's still sexy.
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