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  1. Name change request

    The fun thing about being Pat Patterson though, is if anyone called me a fag or something back in my heyday, not only could I knock you out - ANDRE WOULD KNOCK YOU OUT! Remember we were tag champs!! Andre was the best big man I've ever seen. Also hung like a HORSE!

  2. Name change request

    I'm in several Hall of Fames! I'm in the WWE Hall of Fame, the Cow Palace Orgy Hall Of Fame, the Copper Collecting Hall of Fame, the Dicks In My Face Hall of Fame, the Quebec Quilting Hall of Fame, the Bone Breaking Hall of Fame, the Oriental Boy Smashing Hall of Fame, and many others which I...

  3. Get Rid of Bret Hart Please.

    I love Nexus. You're either NEXUS or you're SEXIST. I love their catchphrase.

  4. Name change request

    Ooh, "The Italian Outsider". I like the sound of you, stud. ;) What do I have to do to get inside the Outsider?

  5. Svr 2011 Official discussion

    I'm going to make myself and win the Intercontinental Championship.... again! :) Flawwwless! Real talk!

  6. Jim Cornette rants again

    Cornette is a brilliant booker, but sometimes I don't know who is the bigger queen; Cornette or me. Take a Xanax and let it go.

  7. Fortune vs EV2.0 = Awesome

    He is. Oh what I could do to these young guys wrestlin' today if I could just incapacitate them first with an electrical shock from my fingers. Bzzt, you're out Suzie now I get to take pictures with your penis in my mouth and blackmail you for thousands of dollars a month.

  8. Fortune vs EV2.0 = Awesome

    Raven reminds me of my old Emperor Palpatine fetish. I heard Raven's got a huge cock too.

  9. Water.

    In Sietch Fabulous where I live, water is a precious commodity. I may have to spill some of your water to bring back to the tribe for the spice orgy. The GAY spice orgy.

  10. Stone Cold Randy Orton

    Is that a threat or a promise, sweetums? Let's hug it out you big burly bear.

  11. Stone Cold Randy Orton

    I don't wash SHIT! Your mom can wash 'em with her hairy axewound for all I care. But sure, I am a horny old man who loves dick. Let's do this thing.

  12. Stone Cold Randy Orton

    Enzo Enzo Enzo.... I know you live on this forum and want to silence the Patster... but it won't happen. I'm beginning to think you're the smurf, not me. It's like saying you're a man. How can you be a man when you are an unshaven goofball who quotes Leviticus and lives in his mother's...

  13. Ban Gay Marriage? Why Not Ban Divorce Too?

    I just came.

  14. What If Aliens Landed On Our Doorstep?

    I would suck all of their dicks!

  15. Update on Taker's Return

    Undertaker is still enjoying his vacation with his new bride, although lord knows what he sees in her. Bag of bones probably can't even cook a decent meal, and she sure can't give a better blowjob than I can.

  16. ECW Faction Gets Official Name

    Enzo Malenko is very angry! Awful! So awful! Wrestling is so awful, yet my good man Enzo Malenko is a moderator at an internet wrestling forum that he will be posting at FURIOUSLY as he tunes in to watch these washed-up has beens. It is at this point that Enzo will realize he's 37, he...

  17. Question

    Swagger is just doing what we tell him. We want him to be the next Angle. He is also my little teacup, short and stout. I like to watch him dress up in little girl's skirts in Mr. McMahon's office while we listen to Kool and the Gang and do lines of coke off my ass.

  18. Best mic worker of all time?

    Arn is one of the greatest ever. One of the all time greats. He was the glue the made the Horsemen work.

  19. Goldberg wants one last match

    Goldberg's a mark.

  20. Kane

    Because they are lonely and alone, and want the legends to come live with them inside their mother's basement where they live still at the age of 34.
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