General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

I was taking the dog out yesterday and the neighbor saw me and wanted to have a full converstation high ass motherfucker

 

[Dakstang]

Because I work at the DMV, I have people messaging me in off hours or weekends about dumb DMV questions.

 

[Dakstang]

Like people I went to school with and haven't talked to in 20 years

 

[Chris]

The last time I had to go to the DMV there was a long line and I realized from most of the people talking they were just there to change their address and shit so I showed them they could just do that online and almost all left lmao

 

[Dakstang]

A LOT of things can be done online now with the DMV. But people don't want to do it.

 

[Dakstang]

We have had people say, "I PAY YOUR SALARY SO I WANT TO COME HERE AND MAKE YOU EARN YOUR KEEP!"

 

[Chris]

I've heard people say that to cops too when they try and call them for dumb shit

 

[Dakstang]

Ok then. Sit there and wait for 3 hours then. You really got me.

 

[Dakstang]

They act like government workers don't pay taxes or something.

 

[Swamps]

I've heard people say that to cops too when they try and call them for dumb shit

Its hilarious when a burger King cashier, that still lives at home, says that. I'm like, no, no ya don't kid. Pay attention in your 8th grade social studies classes

 

[Hosferatu]

Why's it always Burger King with you, Swamps? Has McDonalds paid you off?

 

[Loochblade]

He's Jerry Lawler in disguise

 

[Loochblade]

JON!

 

[Dakstang]

Why's it always Burger King with you, Swamps? Has McDonalds paid you off?

Somebody at Burger King done him wrong I reckon.'

 

[Loochblade]

Maybe had to work at one of them