Door-to-Door Preaching in a Nutshell

[Danielson]

I've never had anyone knock on my door pushing religon. Probably because everyone here is crazy and equipped with a piece here.

 

[Swift]

People don't even bother with me. They know I'm doomed just by looking at my ugly ass.

 

[Laura]

I am constantly persecuted for being an atheist. When religious people hear I am atheist they act like I just told them I raped their mom.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe in God; God believes in YOU.

Spoiler

:haha:

 

[Aids Johnson]

It doesn't matter if you don't believe in God; God believes in YOU.

Spoiler

:haha:

He's watching you right now.

 

[Fire Ant Loves Cocaine]

 

[Aids Johnson]

hey if you want, ill pm you and we can talk about your sins, and more importantly your future.

 

[Fire Ant Loves Cocaine]

hey if you want, ill pm you and we can talk about your sins, and more importantly your future.

k.

 

[Aids Johnson]

k.

k as in ok, or k as in kk. Both sound pretty positive to me. God is love.

 

[catlady]

I don't get the picture. :haha:
But I do agree, you shouldn't beat people over the head with the bible if they don't want to hear it.
I am willing to share my beliefs only if the person is willing to listen.

 

[catlady]

I've never had anyone knock on my door pushing religon. Probably because everyone here is crazy and equipped with a piece here.

Same here :haha: #mericasfinest

 

[Dat Girl]

I met God once, he said that my fro looked stupid. Afterwards Black Sabbath made a song of our encounter.

Spoiler

 

[Irwin R. Schyster]

I was walking through a mall years ago and some dude was handing out his shit for a church. COME TO US, JESUS WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. I told him I don't believe in God. Well, fuck, LET THE FIREWORKS FLY. He was pushing for me to go, I even started to walk away after kindly saying for the 50th time 'no thank you', and he started to walk with me, still blabbering on. He finally went away after I stopped and said 'no thank you' a little more sternly.

Should have told him I'll take his card and give it to the devil.

 

[Fire Ant Loves Cocaine]

I was walking through a mall years ago and some dude was handing out his shit for a church. COME TO US, JESUS WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. I told him I don't believe in God. Well, fuck, LET THE FIREWORKS FLY. He was pushing for me to go, I even started to walk away after kindly saying for the 50th time 'no thank you', and he started to walk with me, still blabbering on. He finally went away after I stopped and said 'no thank you' a little more sternly.

Should have told him I'll take his card and give it to the devil.

If it was me, I would accept (what I assume is some kind of pamphlet or flyer), take a look at it, and say "This church must look FABULOUS!" with a gay lisp. Now let's see if Jesus will welcome me with open arms.

 

[Fire Ant Loves Cocaine]

k as in ok, or k as in kk. Both sound pretty positive to me. God is love.

No. kkk

k?

 

[Senhor Perfect]

No. kkk

k?