Do you believe in the "Illuminati Conspiracy"

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Am I the only one that sees Crayo using the word generally in situations where it seems like he is meaning to use the word genuinely? Or is it a British thing or am I missing something?
 

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It's a Cornish thing not an English thing. When I type fast I tend to type as I sound. Like I'd also do this "Must be pretty tough for him" instead of "It must be pretty tough for him" - small things like that. :(
 

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Crayo said:
You've proven absolutely nothing. If you prove the illuminati exist you may as well get off this forum and become a billionaire. I don't buy into this fake bullshit from YouTube, silly fake stories. It's a load of crap.

Generally prove to me they exist, please. Otherwise, my point which you facepalmed at is valid. Prove to me there isn't monkeys on Mars right now plotting our demise. Please, prove it.

I have shown you something that proves the existence of the Illuminati, atleast of what I believe, now please show me a piece of evidence that proves the existence of red monkeys on Mars.

You have to show me first, and then I can see if I can prove you wrong.
 

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Crayo said:
It's a Cornish thing not an English thing. When I type fast I tend to type as I sound. Like I'd also do this "Must be pretty tough for him" instead of "It must be pretty tough for him" - small things like that. :(


You said Cornish and now im hungry for Cornish icecream :upset:

How dare you effect my dietary desires!
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
Am I the only one that sees Crayo using the word generally in situations where it seems like he is meaning to use the word genuinely? Or is it a British thing or am I missing something?

Lol I noticed that as well.

Ziggles you asked us to prove that Illuminati doesn't exist, and Crayo is making is using the monkeys thing as an example to show that no matter how unrealistic something is, it's impossible to prove it doesn't exist.
 

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I believe it exists, but it isn't as freaky or big of a deal as people point it out to be. I think its nothing close to religion and just a secret media thing.
 

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kanenite95 said:
how can something called the illuminati be so horrible? It sounds like a cute little Pokemon

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You can't prove the existence of illuminati. Its like proving the existence of God, predicting the end of the world, and predicting when D'Z will lose his virginity. It cant be done

OOOOOHHHHHHH TAGGING DZ

@[Dolph'sZiggler]
 

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Thewindyfan said:
OOOOOHHHHHHH TAGGING DZ

@[Dolph'sZiggler]

Fail

I'm not sweating that moron. I was pulling ass back when he was fapping to Raw the night Kane was unmasked
 

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Okay I'll examine the evidence since my point clearly went over your head.

Eminem song - the whole song is based on his inner-demons. That's an Americanism for things like alcoholism, drug addiction. Eminem - during the release of Encore - was on drugs. When he released "relapse" which I believe that song is on, he was "flushing them out" in his words. He was also addicted to pain killers and had entered rehab multiple times. However, the song is also based (mainly) on the music industry. Though I won't explain it to you as I cba.

Can't watch the music industry one since it's so fucking long. The music industry is corrupt, but there is no proof of these musicians being part of a secret organisation for fuck sake. You think they get famous and a lovely email gets sent to them saying "Oh hi Mr Bieber, I'm a belieber, fancy controlling the world with slim shady and katy perry? kthx ly x write back soon xxx". No.

Selling their sole to the devil is another metaphor. It means they've acted like a different person to sell records. Eminem's case - he was taking drugs to keep performing and grieve about his friend. I've affectively sold my sole to the devil too. It's a metaphor for something you clearly don't understand, like the "inner demon" one.

So you have zero proof. You do know anyone can make a video and look convincing? If you've not watched the twin towers being a "fix" video, then watch it, then come back saying "OMG AMERICA BLEW UP THEIR OWN BUILDINGS". No - they didn't. Anyone can portray that and stitch things together to make things seem like they are not.

Your counter-argument to me was I had no proof monkey's were on Mars but you had proof. So far you've posted music that has the word devil in it (ZOMG) and a 1.40 min documentary on a music industry everyone knows is corrupt. Like the movies industry is. So my point stands, you have no proof, I can't prove to you it doesn't exist. There's theories out there that there is an underworld beneath the earth where Elvis and Tupac and co are still alive plotting world domination. Prove to me they're not there?
 
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kanenite95 said:
funny thing is Kane probably is more attractive than these so called "asses" you were pulling

To you I'm sure since you prefer dick to pussy.

lmao @ spamming me with negative rep. What a cool guy, clearly you have shown everyone your superiority. I'll never doubt your badass prowess again!
 

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Good Ol John Cena's Illuminati too, right? :lol1:

(Sorry. Mobile can't embed.)

m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=Nyu9NDA0Wx8&fulldescription=1

I believe on the Illuminati thing, because I was raised to do so. My family's super conservative.

Real or not, this shouldn't be a big deal. Bad forces are everywhere. They're not just in the Illuminati. They're EVERYWHERE. Even your chuch has at least one.
 

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wwerulesrkolover23 said:
Good Ol John Cena's Illuminati too, right? :lol1:

(Sorry. Mobile can't embed.)

m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=Nyu9NDA0Wx8&fulldescription=1

I believe on the Illuminati thing, because I was raised to do so. My family's super conservative.

Real or not, this shouldn't be a big deal. Bad forces are everywhere. They're not just in the Illuminati. They're EVERYWHERE. Even your chuch has at least one.

Is there a possibility, that you can send me a private message with the whole thing explained, including how you were raised with it? I really don't get it but I'm interested in it.
 

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Crayo said:
Okay I'll examine the evidence since my point clearly went over your head.

Eminem song - the whole song is based on his inner-demons. That's an Americanism for things like alcoholism, drug addiction. Eminem - during the release of Encore - was on drugs. When he released "relapse" which I believe that song is on, he was "flushing them out" in his words. He was also addicted to pain killers and had entered rehab multiple times. However, the song is also based (mainly) on the music industry. Though I won't explain it to you as I cba.

Can't watch the music industry one since it's so F**cking long. The music industry is corrupt, but there is no proof of these musicians being part of a secret organisation for F*** sake. You think they get famous and a lovely email gets sent to them saying "Oh hi Mr Bieber, I'm a belieber, fancy controlling the world with slim shady and katy perry? kthx ly x write back soon xxx". No.

Selling their sole to the devil is another metaphor. It means they've acted like a different person to sell records. Eminem's case - he was taking drugs to keep performing and grieve about his friend. I've affectively sold my sole to the devil too. It's a metaphor for something you clearly don't understand, like the "inner demon" one.

So you have zero proof. You do know anyone can make a video and look convincing? If you've not watched the twin towers being a "fix" video, then watch it, then come back saying "OMG AMERICA BLEW UP THEIR OWN BUILDINGS". No - they didn't. Anyone can portray that and stitch things together to make things seem like they are not.

Your counter-argument to me was I had no proof monkey's were on Mars but you had proof. So far you've posted music that has the word devil in it (ZOMG) and a 1.40 min documentary on a music industry everyone knows is corrupt. Like the movies industry is. So my point stands, you have no proof, I can't prove to you it doesn't exist. There's theories out there that there is an underworld beneath the earth where Elvis and Tupac and co are still alive plotting world domination. Prove to me they're not there?

Epic post.