Damian Demento returning to the ring

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Former WWE star Damian Demento has announced in a blog post on his MySpace page that he’s planning on returning to the ring. Demento wrote: “At fifty years of age I decided to come out of retirement and get back into the ring. Not as Phillip Thies, but as a new Damian Demento. I’m designing an outfit that will incorporate some aspects of the old gimmick and mix in a more contemporary Gothic style. Because I don’t trust anybody currently involved in wrestling, I’ll only book a good friend of mine to work with on Indy shows. And yes, I’ll use the Damian Demento name. If after 16 years the WWE wants to ridicule me in their magazine, I’m using the name. Let’s see if they come after me with their building full of lawyers in Stamford Connecticut.†Apparently his ring name will be “The New Damian Demento.†Demento wrote: “Now, to answer those who may think I’m too old to make a comeback. For the next three months I will do whatever I have to do to increase muscle mass, lower body fat, and improve my endurance. AND I MEAN WHATEVER I HAVE TO DO! You can read into that what you want. I will document the physical changes my body goes through with pictures and post them online so everybody can follow my progress. You will see for yourselves that I’m very serious about this next phase of my life. I already have several Indy promoters on the East Coast interested in booking “The New Damian Demento.†But it gets even more interesting. Just wait until I release the type of matches I’ll be performing. You may not believe what you’ll hear.†You can read his blog post entitled “SEIZING ON AN OPPORTUNITY†at his MySpace page (www.myspace.com/dementedbydesign).

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Lmfao.

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

He seriously needs to get out of character once in a while. Does he think he has fans?

 

[Christian]

my care cup is empty [_]D

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

Damien: Man you know I don't drop character till after the DVD commentary comes out.

 

[chessarmy]

He'll probably make an appearance on some indie show, but thats about it

 

[Wrestling Station]

He will become another Jake the Snake, get wasted, laughed at, screws the matches, get back home for a long ass sleep.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

I think WWE should re-hire him....then job him out to a jobber. Damian Demento vs. Funaki.