Corey Graves is just a CM Punk wannabe

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:lol1: Anyway, was just thinking about Graves' hair. He's trying that weird-old-CM Punk hair look except without the long hair, and I didn't know that was possible. It looks terrible, but I can almost respect it since he's created a whole new hairstyle!

Nobody will know what I'm talking about here but it's kind of like "progressive" metal. Ya know those bands who have weird tunes and play 20 minute songs that can easily be condensed into 6 but they just have to make them as "epic" as possible by randomly breaking into bass lines for no reason and repeating the same riffs for like 3 minutes in different ways? Yeah, when I was younger they excited me because "oooh, these guys do weird stuff!", but now I just look at them and yell in a high-pitched Tyler Perry voice "The hell are you doin'?" His hair is those bands. Sure 16-year old Rain would be a big fan.

Seriously, what is that on his head?
 

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:lol1: Anyway, was just thinking about Graves' hair. He's trying that weird-old-CM Punk hair look except without the long hair, and I didn't know that was possible. It looks terrible, but I can almost respect it since he's created a whole new hairstyle!

Nobody will know what I'm talking about here but it's kind of like "progressive" metal. Ya know those bands who have weird tunes and play 20 minute songs that can easily be condensed into 6 but they just have to make them as "epic" as possible by randomly breaking into bass lines for no reason and repeating the same riffs for like 3 minutes in different ways? Yeah, when I was younger they excited me because "oooh, these guys do weird stuff!", but now I just look at them and yell in a high-pitched Tyler Perry voice "The hell are you doin'?" His hair is those bands. Sure 16-year old Rain would be a big fan.

Seriously, what is that on his head?

Yeah. That hair is reeeeeeeeeeeeally weird.
 
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:lol1: Anyway, was just thinking about Graves' hair. He's trying that weird-old-CM Punk hair look except without the long hair, and I didn't know that was possible. It looks terrible, but I can almost respect it since he's created a whole new hairstyle!

Nobody will know what I'm talking about here but it's kind of like "progressive" metal. Ya know those bands who have weird tunes and play 20 minute songs that can easily be condensed into 6 but they just have to make them as "epic" as possible by randomly breaking into bass lines for no reason and repeating the same riffs for like 3 minutes in different ways? Yeah, when I was younger they excited me because "oooh, these guys do weird stuff!", but now I just look at them and yell in a high-pitched Tyler Perry voice "The hell are you doin'?" His hair is those bands. Sure 16-year old Rain would be a big fan.

Seriously, what is that on his head?


:lol1: Epic, random Rain post is epic.


Now you guys quit talking about the semi-hotness that is Graves. :haha:
 

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So anyone who gets a tattoo is a C.M Punk wannabe, so does this mean if I get a tat on my cheek, because I'm straight edge myself with the word pure does that make me a Punk wannabe.I find him more a role model, if anything Graves is trying to be the first Corey Graves.
 

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It's not like Graves is a legit tattoo artist himself and thus would be inclined to getting ink on his body. Noo, not at all.
 

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Agreed. This stupid smurf needs to peel his skin off. Pathetic poser.
 

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So anyone who gets a tattoo is a C.M Punk wannabe, so does this mean if I get a tat on my cheek, because I'm straight edge myself with the word pure does that make me a Punk wannabe.I find him more a role model, if anything Graves is trying to be the first Corey Graves.

Corey has copied CM Punk with the knuckle tattoos
 
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