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  1. The Drug Thread

    My bad, yo :(

  2. The Drug Thread

    and a wonderful girlfriend Prbbly your left hand lulz. Lady who makes rods hot is like Sam Punk. No drugs, no alcohol... Hopefully, she don't smell bad like Mr.Skunk!

  3. Do you guys or gals consider Roh independent?

    No. ROH is too big to be an indy promotion (When compared to CHIKARA, PWG, JAPW, CZW), but they're still too small to compete with the double double e and the T and A. They're somewhere in the middle.

  4. All Time Champions

    WWE Champion:John Cena US Champion:John Cena IC Champion:Hokey Toke Man WWE Tag Team Champions:John Cena and Shawn Michaels World Tag Team Champions:Lendrick and Kondon Hardcore Champion:Crush Holly Women's Champion:Bill Nakano

  5. The Real Truth

    :smh: at alt accounts.

  6. Sticks and Stones

    Sticks and stones might break bones, but a John Cena FU on smooth stones cause eternal bleeding!

  7. Punker Brewster Thread

    CM Punk smells! He probably has some soap and shampoo in the brifecage. And what's with the Go two sllep? Its like he's trying to rip off John Cena's FU!

  8. Cena-Buttocks' Night of CHampionships REVIEW (Spoilers if u not have internet)

    This is my first time doing a review, I am sorry if its not that good :D Reviews n stuff for Night of Championship Edition PPV. THe Mix and John Norrisson vs Finland and Hornswoggle. Finland have bad hair, its boring. Norrison's hair is soooo shiny. It was fun seeing NOrrison throw...

  9. What happened to the dark knight?

    Salutations!

  10. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    HEY! I was buying some alcohol (ILEGALLY!!!) and that's why I was out. And Cenamark is right, Lady... You're just a closet chain-ganger. Come, join us. There's more than enough room for another Chain Gang member. Change your naem from ladyhotrod to LadyChainGangMember. It will give you 100+...

  11. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    ROFL in my Chain Gang! This is meant fo the shoestopper The Nudertaker doesn't kill people! He's old and sucks. My name Cena-Buttocks comes from the following. THe "Glutes" or "Buttocks" are actually an important muscle. IT allows for better balance and leg strength. In other words, the...

  12. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    SELF-PWNAGE once again. I work on wensdays and I can't pick up yo garbag. And look at Cenamark's post.. More Pwnage for you.

  13. cena-buttocks come here! LadyHotRod can come to but he's not going to get flamed

    WOW, you're dumb topic creator. At least ladyhotrod thinks before she flames me. This would be unfair, I'll deal with you at a later date.

  14. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    Cena has more than 5 moovex! Bret Hitman used to do the same 5 moves and he's a legend. Same for Taker, Flair, Race, even Barney Summertino. They all used the same 5 moves. Peeper was no diffrent. AND TO ALL THE OTHER HAM SAMMICHES IN THIS THREAD! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE LADY THAT...

  15. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    He's NEVER taken roids. THe John Cena is a dude who studies Exercise Scinece. In other words, he's an encyclopedia of getting in shape. AND he was a body-builder Triple HHH=Roid Head MR......KENNY=Roid User Kenny!! Raymond Stereo-Steroid user Cena-CLEAN! And I saw PWNT a lot...

  16. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    Yeah, that's why they chant his name and buy his merchanidse. Cause they hate him :1: And wasn't Rodney Peeper on that Sweet 16 movie? WOW, what a loser! Edit of POST! They Live is the only Peeper movie that entertained me almost as much as THE MARINE!

  17. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    ROFL in my camo shorts! You probably do drugs with Jeff Farty. You take shots at Cena, who's clean and makes a TON of money. Meanwhile, The Farty Brothers cry like girls when ThE edGe stils his grilfirend and Jeff is a druggie additct. PWNT!!

  18. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    Oh waht an insult! Cena makes a lot of money and makes the ladies cream their pants. SO he sucks? That makes him AWESOME! Besides, John Cena is a The Marine, Piper looks like a white whale! So what if my sheets have Cena? You don't know me! You proabably have Rand Orton sheets with him...

  19. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    Since you made fun of my name a while back, I'll do the same. Lady hot rod? What has Roddy Piper ever done? Get knocked out by ICE T at Wrestlemania, lost to that Mr.American dude a while back, and he NEVER won a world title (The Regional ones from the NWA don't count). Meanwhile, JOHN...

  20. Dear, Lady Hot Rod...

    WOW.. This is 2 EZ! Everyone knows that my Dora themed bedroom is blue and not Pink. SELF PWNT!! Cena Buttocks=3 Ladyhotrod=0 Go ahead, continue pwning yourself.
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