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  1. The NEW IWF *Please Read*

    Here's a question - with Glory By Violence 8 days away, is the card going to be announced so that everyone can roleplay? Or is this going to be a last minute Paul Heyman "as it's going on" booking?
  2. Instead of burning a Koran...

    Flipping a car onto its side - is that how a Muslim fixes his transmission? I guess whatever works. :)
  3. The NEW IWF *Please Read*

    Sounds like a good plan. Cheers.
  4. Electric Mayhem

    Thanks, MizMasta. Looking forward to developing some good rivalries with the tag teams of IWF. @Sharpshooter - Don't sweat it. Happens to the best of us. Btw, your WWII irc sig is awesome.
  5. Batman: Arkham City

    Sounds like Escape From New York with Batman as Snake Plissken. Of course, that's a cool concept so I'm perfectly okay with it. Would have been a little more neat if they actually used a canon story - a la No Man's Land, which had a similar plot anyway, but fuck it, this game is gonna rule...
  6. Electric Mayhem

    Bio: Second generation tag team with father/uncle as their manager. Entrance: All three come out with huge fanfare. Fireworks go off, lightening shoots out from the top of the entrance to the ceiling of the arena (think inverted Undertaker lightening strikes) The boys walk down the ramp and...
  7. RVD to take time off

    Okay, it isn't a foregone conclusion, but the moment he said it, my first thought was "Well, he's not retiring anytime soon." The possibility of Kurt Angle retiring is about as believable as Terry Funk's multiple retirements. Kurt's going to be wrestling until he's physically unable to climb...
  8. RVD to take time off

    That's taking into account that Kurt might retire, which I honestly don't see ever happening. This is a guy who quit and came to TNA when WWE had to force him into time off to heal up mounting injuries. Kurt Angle isn't losing that tournament. It was a foregone conclusion the moment he said he'd...
  9. RVD to take time off

    If TNA doesn't want their top star looking like trash, why did they job him out so easily to RVD? AJ Styles is the man TNA should be building their company around, which is what they were doing at the start of the year. Instead, they flip flopped him between heel and face and now he's in...
  10. Darth Maul has a brother, in the clone wars

    I agree completely, Hauser. Watching Maul vs. Anakin would have been epic. I'm not a fan of how eps. 1-3 were structured at all. I don't understand why Lucas is focusing on the Clone Wars. I find the cartoon to be boring and stopped watching after the first season. I'm much more interested in...
  11. TNA HardCORE Justice

    Re: TNA Hard Justice One Last Stand I've stated all of this elsewhere, but I can imagine TNA okayed this show only to watch it fail. Seriously, regardless of who's booking it, an all ECW ppv is a lesson in what not to do. You're keeping 95% of your worthwhile roster off the card by bringing in...
  12. I hope we aren't looked down upon if we discuss about this

    I don't put it past TNA to greenlight this ppv and bank on it to fail miserably just to prove to themselves in some insanely warped way that bringing in Paul Heyman wouldn't improve business, despite Paul stating multiple times that he has no interest in and wouldn't book an ECW invasion. An...
  13. Broadcasting on JTV.

    Fans of the Hammer Horror films will want to tune in this Saturday at 6pm pst as I present a night of Hammer entitled "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt Them." On the menu will be such gems as: Countess Dracula (1970) The Evil of Frankenstein (1964) The Devil Rides Out (1968) The Satanic Rites of...
  14. So what the fuck was the point of

    It reaks of desperately throwing something against the wall and hoping it'll stick. Luckily, it looks like enough people are willing to accept the angle, so it has the potential to be successful. To me, however, it's just another knot in a string of nonsensical knots that form the NXT concept...
  15. PETA Wants Daniel Bryan Rehired.

    Has anyone watched the Penn & Teller Bullshit episode on PETA? Good stuff! If you haven't, seek it out!
  16. TNA Set to Sign Jon Heidenreich!

    If Heidenreich did show up in TNA, he and Morgan could team up as the NEW Skyscrapers. heh
  17. TNA Might Quit the PPV Business

    Maybe if TNA's booking was competent, with simple feuds and stories that took advantage of the wrestlers that can wrestle and entertain and who people actually want to see do so, it might intrigue and excite the existing audience and through word of mouth new people would give the promotion...
  18. Tommy Dreamer Ready To Make An Impact

    I'm an original ECW fan and even I'm shaking my head at this. If they want to hire Tommy to do things backstage - fine, but he'd better not step inside that ring. As others have already said, he hasn't been relevant since the folding of ECW. My only hope at this point is that TNA has enough...
  19. If I were a wrestler....

    If I were in better shape, I'd be Dean Malenko. If I were in better shape and orange, I'd be Tazz, minus the thick NY accent, though.
  20. Tattoos?

    That's obviously his initials R.K. and an ovum with the tail of the sperm cell sticking out, signifying a tribute to his birth.