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  1. I'm bringing sexy back!

    What wins; Masturbation in a shower or Masturbation in bed
  2. I'm bringing sexy back!

    Fuck off, this isn't a place to talk about SP, this is were you talk about masturbation!
  3. I'm bringing sexy back!

    I'm too good for South Park.
  4. I'm bringing sexy back!

    Did you read that post properly, it never says that you rape them, the vaseline was for a cheeky wank! Can't a kid eat candy?! Also you were offended? Did I rape you? Hmmm no. So before you try and start an argument with someone with a brain, just hop on your bike and ride away. Hmmkay?
  5. I'm bringing sexy back!

    ^So does your mum. AAAWWWW SHHHIIIITTT This is the TSIWYCGTTARGBIYBAYGWCTMBAGPTC bitch!
  6. OK, JUST FUCKING FUCK IT - C4 controversy clearence thread.

    I'm better at being an ass. FUCK YOU BITCH LOLZARRRR
  7. I'm bringing sexy back!

    How to rape a small child: You need; Rope; Vaseline; Candy; Tissues; a Van. Find the child in your van, offer it some candy then use the rope to tie them down they spread vaseline and give them some time to eat the candy. When they are done un-tie them and let them continue on their way...
  8. Rell In A Thread

    Rell in a thread? We should cal it; The section in which you create good threads that aren't really good but if your bored and you got wank cramp this might be a good place to chillax. Then we can call it, TSIWYCGTTARGBIYBAYGWCTMBAGPTC Arrr...
  9. neg rep

    How dare you copy me! If I find you, I will take your t-shirt and give it to some poor Rawandan children. Have that.
  10. God

    How old are you exactly, if I was to guess, your about 9-ish, but surely it's passed your nap time. Go to bed like a good little girl. Hmkay?
  11. God

    No actually i'm a 16 year old, that sat here and cried, not about monsters, but the horrific "joke" you tried to make. Maybe next time you should wait until your balls drop and your voice breaks until you talk to the big boys. Just a hint, blueberry.
  12. Owen Hart = secret WWE CHAMP NO JOKE!

    It's not that shocking! Happens all the time.
  13. God

    And your point is... A dude saying that he is God, and continuing the un-funny joke, is a blueberry. Viva la Shhhh
  14. Your Time Is Up (4 all the cena lovers)

    This is old, real old, not interesting.
  15. God

    You are a blueberry.
  16. And YOU can make a difference!

    ^Shhh
  17. And YOU can make a difference!

    It's not a secret...there's a video.
  18. And YOU can make a difference!

    Monkeystyle, have you forgot that I could kill you. You know for a fact that I could give the poison Apple, and you will eat it, because your a Monkey and Monkey's are fruitaterians like Kanye West. I like to masturbate in the most uncomfortable of situations.
  19. And YOU can make a difference!

    I think I asked you to do something, damn Chinese!
  20. And YOU can make a difference!

    *cough* Titfaces