SFW Talent Bios

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Daniel Bryan (SFW World Heavyweight Champion) - Hands down the best wrestler in the world today, Daniel Bryan has risen from humble beginnings to achieve the highest high; becoming the SFW World Heavyweight Champion. Bryan just completed his nearly year long journey, defeating arch-rival Cesaro for the belt at SFW's previous PPV, Rocks Off. A technical master and submission specialist, Bryan looks to have a long reign atop the SFW.


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"Ravishing" Rick Rude (SFW Global Champion) - Arrogant, devious and sometimes irresistible, the Ravishing One has taken SFW by storm since he burst onto the scene nearly two years ago. In that time he has held the SFW Television Championship twice and also took former World Heavyweight Champion Cesaro to the limit on three consecutive PPV's. He then set his sights on the Global Championship, winning the belt from Jake "The Snake" Roberts over a year ago. He has defended the title with fervor since that day and while his methods may not always be honest, nobody would deny that he's a fighting champion that always has something to prove.


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Taka Michinoku (SFW Television Champion) - Hailing from the land of the rising sun, or Japan for short, Taka Michinoku is small in stature but huge in ability. One of the pre-eminent high flyers in the business today, Taka can be seen flipping and diving in arenas and stadiums across the world on a nightly basis. After winning a global tournament featuring the best in aerial talents, Michinoku became the inaugural SFW Light Heavyweight Champion. He quickly rechristened himself the SFW Television Champion and vowed to defend the belt on all shows and against all comers. To them he says "Watashi wa tsuneni saizen nodarou" which roughly translates to "I'll always be the best".


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Strike Force (SFW Tag Team Champions) - Originally beginning their careers in SFW as singles competitors, Rick Martel and Tito Santana eventually joined forces to create Strike Force, one of the most technically proficient tag teams of all-time. After a few months moving up through the ranks of the tag division, the two struck gold at Rocks Off, defeating the champions, Power & Glory and ending their nearly year long reign. Martel and Santana say the sky is the limit and look forward to taking on every team that wants a crack at their belts.


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Vader - Feared the world over, Vader is an unstoppable and destructive force that has just recently signed to SFW. Not much else is known about this man, save for the fact that he's won just about every major championship in the world. He debuted at Rocks Off, crushing the three man team known as The Colony (Green Ant, Soldier Ant and Fire Ant) in under 45 seconds. The only prediction we have for this behemoth in SFW? Pain.


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Mick Foley - Nobody ever knows who or what they're going to get when Mick Foley makes an appearance. That's because he's got split personality disorder and never seems to know who he wants to be. The homicidal Cactus Jack gives way to the deranged Mankind which in turn gives way to the hippy dippy Dude Love. However, while he may not know quite who he is, one thing we know about him is that he's a double tough customer whenever he's in the ring. A former World Heavyweight Champion, Foley knows how to win when it counts and never finds himself out of the title picture for very long.


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Jake "The Snake" Roberts - A cunning strategist and perhaps the most dangerous man in SFW, Jake "The Snake" Roberts delights in playing mind games with his opponents both in and out of the ring. Host of the infamous "Snake Pit", Roberts routinely gets under the skin of his guests with his gift of gab. If that doesn't do it, his deadly DDT will almost always get the job done. A former SFW Global Champion, Roberts turned heel after losing the title and has vowed to rid the SFW of everyone he deems as "undesireable".


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Cesaro - A former anti-American heel, Cesaro has recently turned face due to the strong respect he felt for his opponent, Daniel Bryan. During their series of matches, the two routinely tore the house down while shaking hands afterwards to the delight of the crowd. Cesaro was finally defeated for the World Heavyweight Championship by Daniel Bryan at Rocks Off, but in yet another show of respect, he raised the new champs hand and the two embraced to end the show. Nobody knows what the future holds for Cesaro, but one thing's for sure, he's now firmly behind the U..S..A!


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Rusev - An evil beast from Mother Russia, Rusev has destroyed every single opponent that has been put in front of him since entering SFW more than a year ago. Led by the beautiful but deadly Lana, Rusev has injured countless opponents while compiling an undefeated record. Nobody knows how long it will last, but what everyone knows is that he hates everything about America and, along with Lana, runs it down at every possibly opportunity.


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Val Venis - A former adult film star who has recently entered the world of professional wrestling, Val Venis brings a cocky (pun intended) attitude to SFW. Quickly establishing himself as a thorn in the side of current Global Champion "Ravishing" Rick Rude after stealing a couple of his girlfriends, Venis has proven that he's playing for keeps. With his sights set firm and hard on Rude's title, Venis looks to give him a money shot and take the belt home to whichever woman he picks up in the parking lot.


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Stan Hansen - As mean and vicious as they come, with no regard to himself or others, Stan "The Lariat" Hansen is one tough as nails SOB. Whether its in singles competition or as a tag team with partner Bruiser Brody, Hansen can often be seen drinking the blood and tears of his various victims.


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Bruiser Brody - A wild and unpredictable madman, nobody can control or stop Bruiser Brody. Leaving a trail of destruction wherever he goes, Brody is one of the most dominant and devastating wrestlers to ever set foot in a ring. An occasional partner of fellow psychopath Stan "The Lariat" Hansen, Brody is equally comfortable beating the holy hell out of four or five guys at a time in singles matches or battle royals.


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The Miracle Violence Connection - Dr. Death Steve Williams and Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy are two of the strongest and fiercest wrestlers in the world today. Having recently made their way to SFW after a few years in Japan, these two have immediately set their sights on the tag team championships.


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Sid Vicious - Rather than use our bio, Sid has written one of his own...enjoy. "I am the master of the disaster blaster death machine headache destruction!!! Can you hear that? Can you feel it? Can you see the whites of their eyes before they roll over like bloody waves when Moses parted the tsunami of the blue whale tiger shark at Sea World!?!? The name of the game is the game and I'm the game that brings the pain game so that's my names....BASTARD ASS!!! To be a man you have to beat a man, and I'm a man, a game man that can beat any man all night long."


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Doink the Clown - Nobody really knows what to make of SFW's resident clown, Doink. At times he seems playful with both the audience and his opponents, yet he can also become a vicious competitor that throws caution to the wind at a moments notice. As unique and enigmatic as they come, this clown has put the SFW on notice that he's playing for keeps...and laughs.


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The Towering Infernoquakes - (Bam Bam Bigelow & Earthquake) - Two competitors who had fallen on hard times recently, Bam Bam Bigelow and Earthquake found new life as a tag team under the tutelage of Brother Love. Since that time, they've steamrolled over every pair of opponents in their way and now have their sights firmly set on Strike Force.


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Power & Glory - The former tag team champions, Power & Glory, managed by Mr. Fuji, are among the best in the world today. Featuring the brute strength of Hercules and the technical skill (and good looks) of "Pretty" Paul Roma, this team are looking to not only regain their beloved titles, but also to put the hurt on every other team in SFW.


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