'Lick This' App Teaches Oral Sex Via Phone-Licking

[Wang Chung]

When it comes to oral sex, maybe it's time to start phoning it in.

Lick This, a new App by San Francisco-based team "Club Sexy Time," promises to let users hone their cunnilingus skills by licking their smartphones, according to Fast Company.

The app requires no download; you just go to lickthisapp.com on your mobile browser and start tonguing away at your phone screen. The site suggests that you "wrap it up" by putting some plastic wrap over the screen. This is presumably because your cell phone is dirtier than a toilet seat.

Once you've fashioned your makeshift dental dam, it's time to get licking. At this time, there are three exercises available for budding cunning linguists.

"Up n' Down," which challenges users to flick a light switch up and down in as quickly as possible.

"Circles," which has users move the handle of a mechanical pencil sharpener around as quickly as possible.

"Freestyle," which asks users to use their tongue as an implement to jab at a beach ball bouncing seemingly at random around the screen.

So we need this now to learn how to please each other.

 

[Postman Dave]

Absolute genius

 

[Wang Chung]

Absolute genius

So you will be getting this app on your phone then

 

[Postman Dave]

So you will be getting this app on your phone then

Probably will Tbh : gotta hone them skills.

 

[Wang Chung]

Probably will Tbh : gotta hone them skills.

Practice makes perfect.

 

[Shane]

Its not an app. You go to a website

 

[Wang Chung]

You getting it then sabs

using facial recognition on my galaxy s4

 

[O-Blaze]

:laugh: I'm so gonna check this out later on.

 

[Orobin Thor]

I don't need this. I eat the seat out of them drawers when it's time. XD Have my girl crawlin up a damn wall!! I am very much a cunning linguist

 

[Wang Chung]

I don't need this. I eat the seat out of them drawers when it's time.

Are your dressers made out of wood and do you get a lot of splinters when eating said seat?



using facial recognition on my galaxy s4

 

[Orobin Thor]

Are your dressers made out of wood and do you get a lot of splinters when eating said seat?



using facial recognition on my galaxy s4

No, more like spray with the smell of woman

 

[Wang Chung]

No, more like spray with the smell of woman

Oh so it's an Eu deu toilet

using facial recognition on my galaxy s4

 

[Orobin Thor]

Oh so it's an Eu deu toilet

using facial recognition on my galaxy s4

lol something like that

 

[jojos]

sounds interesting! Not so long ago I found cool site with adult videos on https://www.pornfxx.me, its' really awesome. And I found many other free adult videos to watch in quarantine. Great way to have some fun. I think such videos can help to bring more passion into relationship.

 

[Dolph Zinger]

This has window licker vibes to it