Funkdafied Wrestling Federation Presents: Dancing Queen(HoHo Entry)

[Kairi HoHo]

Location: Cow Palace, San Francisco, California

Main Event for The FWF Heavyweight Championship
Brock Lesnar(c) vs Kota Ibushi

Taking Place at the Golden Gate Bridge
Killer Kross vs Dexter Lumis

FWF Cruiserweight Championship in a 2 outta 3 Falls Match where Pinfalls can happen anywhere
Angel Garza vs Darby Allin

Dog Collar Match for the FWF Women's Championship
Dakota Kai vs Thunder Rosa

Mano e Mano
Ilja Dragunov vs Shingo Takagi

FWF Women's Tag Championship. Winner gets the Titles and the person who gets the Pin gets a Women's Singles Title shot.
Team Stardom(Sane/Shirai) vs Team Lite Brite(Shanna/Shotzi Blackheart) vs Strike Force(Satomura/Hoshiki)

Death from Above Ladder Match for a shot at the CW Title
Drake Maverick vs Rush vs Vikingo vs Swerve Scott vs Chis Bey vs Ricky Starks vs Juventud Guerrera

Strap Match
Mark Haskins vs Chris Robinson​

 

[Professor Booty]

ABBA gets you
Darby v Garza could steal the show
Also the Kross Lumis match could be dope


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[Kairi HoHo]

ABBA gets you
Darby v Garza could steal the show
Also the Kross Lumis match could be dope


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Thanks Booty my thought process with Darby is who could be the best Dance Partner that would love to take to the Streets, or hell the Bathroom and Garza would be that guy. I had Lumis and Kross's Match at The Golden Gate Bridge because a Singles Match is too good for them. I thought if I dive deep into the Story, Lumis had been creeping on Scarlet for Weeks even showing up at their Home sorta like Abyss did it to Christian Cage in Impact. I would of had Lumis kidnap Scarlet and if I was sicker in the head I would of had Scarlet hanging from the Bridge as Kross and Lumis fought during the Match.

 

[Colt Magnum]

Kross vs. Lumis

 

[Jimmy King]

This is a killer looking card HoHo, nice work

 

[Kairi HoHo]

This is a killer looking card HoHo, nice work

It was so fun doing this and I would love to go further with it. Coming from a Efed background that I retired from 2013 the juices started to flow when I thought of what I could do writing the Story behind all of this. The first Match that came together in my head was Kai vs Rosa in a Dog Collar Match. I thought well the original Dog Collar Match between Piper vs Valentine was memorable, violent, and exciting in its own right and who could I put together to give the fans that same feeling. Kai and Rosa were those two ladies and what I loved about Joshi back in the day, these ladies would embrace that style of nearly killing each other and bringing in that new audience with their intensity and never say die attitude. I also thought if I did a BTB of this as a Prequel before this Card, these two were the Pitbulls and ego got in the way and this is where we get to with these two ladies.

 

[Chris]

The Golden Gate Bridge match sounds fucking ridiculous but also Lesnar/Ibushi sounds really fucking fire with how well Lesnar works with smaller guys even if Ibushi has bulked up a good bit.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

I'm there for Ilja and Shingo alone, good job HoHo

 

[Kairi HoHo]

I'm there for Ilja and Shingo alone, good job HoHo

Yeah Iija and Shingo would legit stare at each other in the Jungle like two Gorillas and fight each other.

 

[Hosferatu]

I guess I don't get the meaning behind the name of this event. I know it's an ABBA song or whatever but I don't see the relevance of it. Anyways, this card is amazing. I also like that you're having it at The Cow Palace. Ibushi vs. Lesnar is a serious dream match. Garza vs. Allin sounds dope. Kai vs. Rosa in a Dog Collar Match is a dope stipulation. But what I consider the sleeper of this thing is Ilja Dragunov vs. Shingo Takagi. The physicality would be sick.

 

[Kairi HoHo]

I guess I don't get the meaning behind the name of this event. I know it's an ABBA song or whatever but I don't see the relevance of it. Anyways, this card is amazing. I also like that you're having it at The Cow Palace. Ibushi vs. Lesnar is a serious dream match. Garza vs. Allin sounds dope. Kai vs. Rosa in a Dog Collar Match is a dope stipulation. But what I consider the sleeper of this thing is Ilja Dragunov vs. Shingo Takagi. The physicality would be sick.

Well for one thing it's a favorite Song of mines that's one, and two the FWF is a real Company here in Delaware like ECWA which Ciampa worked for at one time and I thought why not go with a group/song from that 70's era to go with the Disco/Funk/Pop name alignment of the Company name and Abba popped in my head first to be honest. Diggin the Dancing Queen a lyric during the Song came into my head and I also thought it's to admire not just the Women I have in the Company, but my whole Company as a whole. I also thought Journey's Send Her My Love as the Title of the Card too being a big Journey fan.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Good job givin' Lesnar a squash.

The Golden Gate Match should be sumthin' to fuckin' behold too.

 

[Chris]

Good job givin' Lesnar a squash.

The Golden Gate Match should be sumthin' to fuckin' behold too.

You gonna be mad when Lesnar/Ibushi goes 25?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Lesnar's best matches are around like 10 minutes currently. Tell a quick story of monster/slayer and if the intensity is there it's usually a fuckin' **** match with minimal effort.

 

[Kairi HoHo]

Don't worry we kidnapped Sable so Lesnar is going to give us his best.