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  1. Some old Wrestling Observer WCW Quotes.

    I'ma just copying and pasting these, but they're pretty amusing. Quote #1 "Nobody has any idea why they brought a live tiger from the zoo to accompany Steiner to the ring on Nitro. Backstage, when he was trying to get a photo with the tiger, the tiger nearly took a chuck out of Rey Mysterio's...
  2. The next member to recieve a feminine name from Monkeystyle is...

    Travis Gerweck. From here on out he shall be known as Tracy. That is all. Please spread it around and use it constantly.
  3. Rate the Wrestler Day 106 - Arn Anderson

    So Mr. Credible scores a 51 tying him for 41st. Lets see if we can get somebody going here who will get an impressive score... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arn Anderson has held the following titles: NWA Tag Team Titles x3 WCW Tag Team Titles x3...
  4. Rate the Wrestler Day 105 - Justin Credible

    Albert scores a 51, and we continue on our way. How long will RTW go for? A long ass time... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Justin Credible has won the following titles: ECW Tag Team Titles x2 WWE Hardcore Title x8 ECW World Heavyweight Title...
  5. Rate the Wrestler Day 104 - A-Train

    So Brian Clarke scores an amazing 21 and manages to out suck New Jack. Next up... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A-Train has held the following titles: WWE Intercontinental Title...
  6. Pick 3 people.

    Living or dead to have dinner with. Who would you choose? Personally, I wouldn't go for anything deep and meaningful. I do too much of that in my everyday life. I would go with just pure fun. So that would be... Jim Morrison Marilyn Manson Robin Williams and a whole shit ton of drugs and...
  7. Rate the Wrestler Day 103 - Brian Clarke

    So Ahmed Johnson gets a 52, and we continue to plod along here... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brian Clarke has held the following titles: WCW World Tag Team Titles -------------------------------------------------------------------------- If...
  8. Browns vs 49ers

    Rate the Wrestler Day 98 - Chris Jericho So Bret Hart scores a 90 and ties for 7th place. Next up another fellow Canadian... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chris Jercho has won the following titles: WWE Tag Team Titles x3 WWE European Title ECW...
  9. Tim Tebo - Love him or hate him?

    What would you choose? Alright, you have to choose right now to lose either your sense of sight or your sense of hearing. Which do you choose and why? Personally I'm going to have to choose my sight. I think I could deal with never being able to see anything ever again versus never being able...
  10. $100 bet gets Calif. man stuck in child swing set

    Rate the Wrestler Day 96 - The Rock Sid rounds out WCW week by scoring a better than Goldberg 68 and tieing for 27th on our list. This week is the big week. As we advance towards day 100 we're going to throw everything we can at Flair, and see if he can hold the top spot. This week, do you...
  11. Kenny Florian opts against retirement, returning to UFC lightweight division

    Rate the Wrestler Day 95 - Sid Vicious I told ya Goldberg would be a conentious one, and he ends up with a 52 taking 39th spot on our list. Face it people. Billy boy sucks, and he ended Bret Hart's career so he can go fuck himself. Last up in WCW week we go with a guy who is rarely remembered...
  12. NFL: Cowboys vs Patriots

    Sens vs Ducks So Stanley Cup finals start on Monday. Who is going to take it home? On one side you have the sensational Ottawa Senators who have really broke the chokers stigma thus far this year, and have the top scoring line in the playoff this year period. Not to mention that Ray Emery...
  13. NFL: Browns vs Raiders

    Ask Monkeystyle... (so totally ripped this off from Montana) Yeah, like the title says, I totally am ripping off this idea, the only difference being if you ask me a question about wrestling I won't answer you. So ask anything else. Just not wrestling.
  14. NFL: Rams vs Packers

    Rate the Wrestler Day 92 - Dean Malenko So Konnan scores an 45 and ties good ole Billy Gunn for 42nd place on our list. Next up in WCW week... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dean Malenko has held the following titles: ECW Tag Team Titles WCW Tag...
  15. NFL: Dolphins @ Chargers

    Looking for some brutall honest feed back here. Alright, so I've always been an aspiring writer and have recently begun work on my first novel. Whether I finish or not, I dunno, but what I am curious about is what y'all (my target audience) think of my chops. I don't usually share my work...
  16. NFL: Falcons @ Seahawks

    Rate the Wrestler Day 87 - Al Snow Super Crazy scores an impressive 71 and ties for 23rd on our list. Next up, what does everybody want??? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Al Snow has held the following titles: WWE Tag...
  17. NFL: Jags @ Panthers

    Jerry Falwell is dead... and I am doing the meringue!!!! :3dflagsdotcom_italy
  18. Wrestlers you've lost interest in

    Rate the wrestler Day 85 - Petey Williams So Sonjay scores a 53 and ties Honky Tonk Man for 37th. Last in our rather lack luster week of x division guys we have... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Petey Williams has won...
  19. My Top Ten Eminem Songs of All Time

    Better idea for rtw after day 100. So now I have a better idea. I have no set themes for after Day 100, and am feelin kinda lazy so I'll put it in your hands. Send me your theme weeks. I'll choose one per week obviously and feature them in rate the wrestler. Limit 7 wrestlers per theme...
  20. Man found butchering cow in Utah driveway

    Rate the Wrestler Day 82 - Austin Starr Alex Shelley scores a very reasonable 66 and we move onto our next X man... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Austin Starr(Aries) has held the following titles: ROH Tag Team Titles...